Published 2 months ago • loading... • Updated 2 months agoShow Less Icon[Satire] A Twist On The Crime Reports Summary by timesnewspapers.comSatire: It has been reported that the Shrewsbury Police Department employee who writes the crime reports has been detained in the 7200 block of Watson Road for the trifecta of being amusing, entertaining and informative. The employee didn’t wish to…Share menu1 Articles1 ArticlesAllLeftCenter1RightSearch IconSort Icontimesnewspapers.comCenterFactualityOwnershipA Twist On The Crime ReportsSatire: It has been reported that the Shrewsbury Police Department employee who writes the crime reports has been detained in the 7200 block of Watson Road for the trifecta of being amusing, entertaining and informative. The employee didn’t wish to…2 months agoRead Full ArticleThink freely.Subscribe and get full access to Ground NewsSubscriptions start at $9.99/yearSubscribeBlindspot Title And LogoStories disproportionately reported by the Left or the RightSee More BlindspotsCoverage DetailsTotal News Sources1Leaning Left0Leaning Right0Center1Last Updated2 months agoBias Distribution100% CenterBias Distribution Too Big Arrow IconToo Big Arrow IconCaret Up IconThere is no tracked Bias information for the sources covering this story.Factuality Info IconTo view factuality data please Upgrade to PremiumOwnership Info IconTo view ownership data please Upgrade to Vantagetimesnewspapers.com broke the news 2 months ago on Monday, May 18, 2026.Too Big Arrow IconCaret Down IconSources are mostly out of (0)Similar News TopicsSatire Plus IconShrewsbury, Missouri Plus IconShow AllBlindspot Title And LogoStories disproportionately reported by the Left or the RightSee More BlindspotsSimilar News TopicsSatire Plus IconShrewsbury, Missouri Plus IconShow All