To deter thefts, Loblaws to force customers to eat entire content of shopping carts before leaving store

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To deter thefts, Loblaws to force customers to eat entire content of shopping carts before leaving store

BRAMPTON, ON – In their ever-increasing efforts to prevent customers from leaving the store without paying for their goods, grocery monolith Loblaws will now force all patrons to consume everything they have purchased before leaving the store.