Tim Dowling: I’m huge in Ireland, but the cat couldn’t care less

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Tim Dowling: I’m huge in Ireland, but the cat couldn’t care less

Invasive feline attention has left me seriously sleep-deprived, but I have appointments with Irish radio – and my wife’s diaryIt is 11.30am and I am sitting in my office shed, yawning. I have not slept well, because the cat’s attentions have reached a new level of intensity: it leaps on to the bed at 3am and wakes me by blocking my nostrils with its paw. When I pretend to remain asleep, it tries to push my eyelids up, one and then the other. Thi…