Report: Your Mother A Sexual Creature

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Report: Your Mother A Sexual Creature

MISSOULA, MT—Bringing significant attention to the fact that the person who gave birth to you has carnal needs and desires just like anyone else, a report released inside your head Tuesday confirmed that your mother is a sexual creature. “We can conclude without reservation that the woman who brought you into this…Read more...