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[Satire] Pervert Goes Door To Door Asking For Trick-Or-Treaters

Summary by [SATIRE] The Onion
NORWICH, CT—Excitedly running up to dozens of houses covered in Halloween decorations, local pervert Phil Jenkins, 52, reportedly went door-to-door Thursday asking for trick-or-treaters. “Trick-or-treater, please!” said Jenkins, holding a large sack open in anticipation, his costume consisting of nothing more than a functioning ankle monitor. “Oh cool, a full-size Darth Vader! Can I please […]
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