[Satire] Nation Begrudgingly Agrees To Learn Devin Booker’s Name

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Nation Begrudgingly Agrees To Learn Devin Booker’s Name

WASHINGTON—Expressing frustration at the prospect of adding yet another basketball player to their collective consciousness, the nation begrudgingly agreed Wednesday to learn Suns guard Devin Booker’s name. “Alright, alright I guess he’s good enough to start keeping tabs on, whatever,” said Elijah Forbes, echoing the…Read more...