Jerry Shenk: Gavin Newsom sets sights on new world record!

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Jerry Shenk: Gavin Newsom sets sights on new world record!

It may seem unlikely, but the smart money won’t bet against California’s oleaginous Governor Gavin “A-little-dab’ll-do-ya” Newsom breaking Al Gore’s and John Kerry’s jointly-held Modern Day Land Slither Record. Formerly President(ish) Joe Biden’s “climate czar,” Kerry left the administration to join Biden’s campaign. Apparently, Slow Joe’s reelection is essential for “climate progress,” and Long John thinks he’s just the guy to accomplish both. …