Hot Mess Summer: this misery-packed reality show is a total waste of Rylan’s dazzling charisma

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Hot Mess Summer: this misery-packed reality show is a total waste of Rylan’s dazzling charisma

Do we really want to watch eight young adults with rib tattoos being forced to work in a bar – and being punished for breaking rules? Is this fun? No. No it isn’tEvery time there is a pool, an opaque white cup, a villa, sunny skies and a format that encourages young British people with inexplicable rib tattoos to be competitively horny, I must invoke Love Island. So, Love Island: it was such a clean, neat format – put the hottest people from eve…