FDA Announces Their Fingers Smell Like Orange After Evaluating Some Oranges Earlier

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FDA Announces Their Fingers Smell Like Orange After Evaluating Some Oranges Earlier

SILVER SPRING, MD—Holding their fingers up under their noses, the Food and Drug Administration announced Monday that their fingers smelled like orange after evaluating some oranges earlier. “Smell them,” said FDA commissioner Robert M. Califf, who held his hands outstretched so that reporters could confirm the…Read more...