Do You Speak Bates?

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Do You Speak Bates?

It’s Chicken Patty Satty, do you want to study in P’Gill and watch the ‘Cats on Garc before walking by the Puddle on the way to 280 then Frye? To a Batesie, that sentence would be crystal clear, but it is gibberish to an outsider. The moment baby Bobcats arrive, they’re enveloped in Bates lingo. They move into their FYCs (first-year centers), go on their AESOP (annual entering student orientation program), and then have their FYS (first-year sem…