Damning New Report Finds Someone Not Wearing The Shirt Wife Picked Out For Them

[SATIRE] The Onion

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Damning New Report Finds Someone Not Wearing The Shirt Wife Picked Out For Them

CARMEL, IN—Though they had previously approved the style and color, a damning new report released Tuesday found that someone wasn’t wearing the shirt their wife picked out for them. Sources confirmed that someone, who shall remain nameless, had shown up to a nice dinner party in a shirt that was not the one from the…Read more...