Conservative Worried Government Coming To Take His Hard-Earned Genitals

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Conservative Worried Government Coming To Take His Hard-Earned Genitals

TRUSSVILLE, AL—Saying the state could pry his reproductive organs from his cold, dead hands, local conservative Sean Weiss worried aloud Wednesday about the government coming to take his hard-earned genitals. “I’ve worked my entire life to get these gonads between my legs, and I’ll be damned if I’m going to let the…Read more...