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Kamala Harris sacrifices 666 innocent people to Aztec sun god to celebrate Indigenous Peoples' Day instead of that evil Columbus Day

Summary by [Satire] Genesius Times

WASHINGTON, DC—In a bold and historic gesture, Vice President Kamala Harris marked this year’s Indigenous People’s Day with a dazzling ceremony that included the ritual sacrifice of 666 innocent people to the Aztec sun god, Huitzilopochtli. The Vice President, decked out in ceremonial headdress and feathered robes, called the event “a necessary step toward healing” while denouncing “the horrors of that genocidal maniac, Columbus.” “This is what …

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