Count Binface: I will rename London Bridge and have never heard of Susan Hall

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Count Binface vows to rename London Bridge after Phoebe Waller-Bridge if elected

Count Binface has vowed to rename London Bridge after Phoebe Waller-Bridge if he wins May’s mayoral election. His other flagship policies for the capital include price-capping croissants at £1.10 and granting grade-one listed status to Claudia Winkleman’s fringe. The self-described intergalactic space warrior running in London’s election, who says he is 5,072 years old in Earth years, has also pledged to make Thames Water bosses “take a dip” in …