What has Gwyneth Paltrow been up to following her starring role in Josh Safdie’s Marty Supreme? Well, how much time do you have? Fresh off a Today Show appearance promoting Goop Kitchen—where she suggested Savannah Guthrie use arugula as a dairy substitute in her turkey meatballs—and having exhausted the possibilities of her lifestyle-wellness-skincare-yoga-green smoothie empire, Paltrow appears to be reaching the last possible stage of grift: V…