[Satire] Victorious Senator Vows To Still Fight For Billionaires Who Didn’t Funnel Dark Money Into Campaign

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Victorious Senator Vows To Still Fight For Billionaires Who Didn’t Funnel Dark Money Into Campaign

MOCKSVILLE, NC—Pledging that he would work to unite rather than divide following his election victory, Senator-elect Ted Budd (R-NC) vowed Wednesday to still fight for billionaires who didn’t funnel dark money into his campaign. “I want to thank all the ultra-wealthy people who did help me win by donating through a…Read more...