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The Saga Continues: JK Rowling Just Revealed That Dumbledore Actually Isn’t Gay And She Would Know Because She Gave Him A Handjob Once And He Was Def Into It

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JK Rowling just revealed that Dumbledore actually isn't gay and she would know because she gave him a handjob once and he was def into it. "Being a Harry Potter fan is truly the gift that keeps on giving," Rowling tweeted. "What incredible surprises will the Wizarding World have for us next?"

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