[Satire] SATIRE: Commiserating over TikTok consumerism trends

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SATIRE: Commiserating over TikTok consumerism trends

This article must begin with an anecdote: It was like any other usual Monday morning when I first laid eyes on it. I was so shocked and confused as to why its presence was being treated as just a normal everyday thing, when in reality there was a massive intrusion in the dorm. So, I asked, “What is that giant cup?” I was then told that it was the “Stanley cup,” with no other explanation willingly offered. It was later revealed to me that it was …