May You Smile As Brightly As Trump Smiles When He Sh*ts On Santa Claus To A Seven-Year

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May You Smile As Brightly As Trump Smiles When He Sh*ts On Santa Claus To A Seven-Year

Step with us into Obama's time machine back ten thousand years to Christmas 2018. Whoosh whoosh wavy lines! Trump was answering calls on the NORAD Santa tracker, which along with "scrubbing oil off rocks" is our favorite use of the military. Donna Rose called up that year (I think?) and thought she was talking to Santa Himself, shouting SANTA SANTA ARE YOU COMING TO MY HOUSE?, and dude on the other end (NOT DONALD TRUMP) was just seamless about …