Oh My God, I’m Attracted to a Skinny White Man

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Oh My God, I’m Attracted to a Skinny White Man

The tabloid media has invented another way to explain people’s attraction to the actual status quo. They’re not objectively ugly dudes, they’re “sexy rat men”, and the internet is currently filled up with articles explaining their “rise”. “Who is a rodent man?”, the New York Times asked, then, “What are they? Tiny men? Men who eat garbage? Some kind of furry science experiment gone wrong?”. The tabloids declared “The internet is lusting after h…