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Local Wins Meat Tray, Declares It His Son
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Local Wins Meat Tray, Declares It His Son
In a move family members described as “very concerning but also very Dad,” local man Darren McKinnon reportedly won a meat tray Friday night and immediately announced the assorted snags, chops and mystery mince were now his son.Witnesses said McKinnon cradled the tray like a newborn, whispering, “I’ve never been prouder.”His actual children, ages 7 and 10, were not surprised, noting their father has “always favoured protein.”McKinnon has already…
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